What does that even mean? "I'll believe that you believe it", so you'll believe that I'm crazy, because I remember a very different life story than what you're telling me is actually true. Don't patronize me.
I'm not-- I've never been human, Eiji. I'm eight-hundred and-- [Rolls his eyes to the ceiling in thought.] --something like twenty-seven years old, assuming these six years of human domesticity you keep referencing come after we were unsealed. I don't even have a physical body like a human does, or a life. I'm a thing. You wanna tell me what part of that sounds like something a run of the mill human is going to openly believe?
You're Ankh. We started out as friends for a year and then we started dating after I asked you out. We had a lot of ups and downs but we made it through them together before we decided to move in together.
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Not in my memory.
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[No. He doesn't. You don't explain this. He frowns, stares, opens his mouth, and then shuts it again, turning away.]
None of your business.
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[Why the questions that make his chest hurt.]
I don't know! How do you gauge that kind of thing? I mean-- I can't.
[Raises his right arm, shakes it a little.]
I actually never thought I'd see the day I can't control what I look like.
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...tell me who I am, because I'm at the point I don't know if I believe myself anymore.
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[ he thinks about it a bit before he also adds in ]
You also said yes to me proposing to you.
[ this is a lie, he never asked you that ]
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[What?]
[He opens his mouth, makes a few confused bird sounds, and then stands up.]
I. Am gonna go drink that coffee you made.
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[ time to pick the birb off the floor and help him to the chair where there is coffee waiting for him ]
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[Oh look, coffee.]
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