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[nooodesires]

[ MEME ]

[ Eiji's in the kitchen, making some coffee right now ]

Comments

[asshooole]

I really don't want to. That is a preposterous amount of underwear.

[nooodesires]

That much underwear . . . I could live like a king with that much underwear. I'd never run out while I'm traveling.

[asshooole]

[Definitely a little off-put by the notion of Eiji being a King.]

Where would you put it all.

[nooodesires]

Tetris packing!

[asshooole]

...Tetris packing.

[nooodesires]

Yeah, you just fit things into a small space by packing it like you're playing tetris.

[asshooole]

[Rolls his eyes.]

Shouldn't you maybe consider also packing a few more important articles of clothing? Pants, maybe?

[nooodesires]

I'm very comfortable with my body so I wouldn't mind just walking around in underwear.

[asshooole]

[Considers that, frowns, and seems to get sort of stuck on the thought.]

Comfortable with... Oh, you mean how you look.

[nooodesires]

[ he lifts his shirt and pokes at his abs ]

You think these just happened magically?

[asshooole]

[Snort.]

No. A human's body is frail and squishy on its own, it needs work to achieve proper musculature. I'm well aware of that.

[nooodesires]

You could use mine as a washboard.

[asshooole]

Probably. But I wouldn't understand why you would.

[nooodesires]

I'm okay with trying new things in the bedroom.

[asshooole]

[Stares.]

[nooodesires]

. . . do you not remember that we have sex?

[asshooole]

[He pretty obviously doesn't.]

I don't remember my own composition, you think I remember the state of our anatomy and how it intermingles?

[nooodesires]

. . . crap.

[asshooole]

[Blinks.]

I guess you're just going to have to remind me.

[nooodesires]

Do you even know how sex works between two guys?

[asshooole]

[Considers that.]

I would assume any number of ways, seeing as it lacks the notion of procreation as sex is generally meant to provide.

[nooodesires]

That was the least sexy thing you have ever said.

[asshooole]

I wasn't aware I was supposed to be trying to charm you.

[nooodesires]

How can you have sex if you don't think it's sexy?

[asshooole]

[Blinks.]

[And. Then gets kind of flustered.]

W-Well. What if I think you're sexy?