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[nooodesires]

[ MEME ]

[ Eiji's in the kitchen, making some coffee right now ]

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[nooodesires]

That could be true, actually. My nanny didn't really like me much.

[asshooole]

[This face again.]

[nooodesires]

When I was a kid I might have replaced her shampoo with hairdye that turned her hair green.

[asshooole]

[....Okay that garners a laugh.]

What a little shit.

[nooodesires]

She deserved it. She burned my underwear.

[asshooole]

...While they were on you? Or is this just your obsession with garish boxers starting young.

[nooodesires]

My favorite pair! It had airplanes on it!

[asshooole]

[Laughs, shaking his head.]

Airplanes. So even then, you were a traveler at heart.

[nooodesires]

You don't understand; it broke my heart!

[asshooole]

It was a pair of underwear, Eiji. They can be replaced.

[Moving away again.]

[nooodesires]

The struggle is real. It's really too real.

[asshooole]

Oh first world problems, you weirdo. Here, why don't we go buy you as many obnoxious underwear as we can find. Right now. Sate your inner, devastated child.

[nooodesires]

If I had money I would but you keep taking my money even when I hide them in my underwear. It's like you have money radar.

[asshooole]

[Drops his face into his hands.]

Oh for the love of medals.

[nooodesires]

You should think of how much underwear I could've bought instead of that new ipad you have.

[asshooole]

I really don't want to. That is a preposterous amount of underwear.

[nooodesires]

That much underwear . . . I could live like a king with that much underwear. I'd never run out while I'm traveling.

[asshooole]

[Definitely a little off-put by the notion of Eiji being a King.]

Where would you put it all.

[nooodesires]

Tetris packing!

[asshooole]

...Tetris packing.

[nooodesires]

Yeah, you just fit things into a small space by packing it like you're playing tetris.

[asshooole]

[Rolls his eyes.]

Shouldn't you maybe consider also packing a few more important articles of clothing? Pants, maybe?

[nooodesires]

I'm very comfortable with my body so I wouldn't mind just walking around in underwear.

[asshooole]

[Considers that, frowns, and seems to get sort of stuck on the thought.]

Comfortable with... Oh, you mean how you look.

[nooodesires]

[ he lifts his shirt and pokes at his abs ]

You think these just happened magically?