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[nooodesires]

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[ Eiji's in the kitchen, making some coffee right now ]

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[asshooole]

[That answer startles him and he falters, making a quiet sound of frustration.]

No, of course not. That would be exhausting.

[nooodesires]

Well, yes.

[asshooole]

[Huff.]

So are you done thinly veiling the fact that you think I'm insane?

[nooodesires]

I don't think you're insane; I think you're greedy.

[asshooole]

What part of "created being made of desire" is beyond you, of course I'm greedy.

[nooodesires]

Well. Still.

[asshooole]

[Just. This face. Forever.]

[nooodesires]

What?

[asshooole]

Occasionally I'm astounded by the level of your idiocy.

[nooodesires]

Have you met me?

[asshooole]

Yes, you're incredibly stupid. I'm actually beginning to believe that the number of times you do and say intelligent things are just flukes. Dumb luck, one might say.

[nooodesires]

Can I use the excuse that I was dropped on my head while fighting against kaijin with you?

[asshooole]

[His eyebrows raise.]

I feel like you were probably dropped on your head long before fighting Yummies.

[nooodesires]

That could be true, actually. My nanny didn't really like me much.

[asshooole]

[This face again.]

[nooodesires]

When I was a kid I might have replaced her shampoo with hairdye that turned her hair green.

[asshooole]

[....Okay that garners a laugh.]

What a little shit.

[nooodesires]

She deserved it. She burned my underwear.

[asshooole]

...While they were on you? Or is this just your obsession with garish boxers starting young.

[nooodesires]

My favorite pair! It had airplanes on it!

[asshooole]

[Laughs, shaking his head.]

Airplanes. So even then, you were a traveler at heart.

[nooodesires]

You don't understand; it broke my heart!

[asshooole]

It was a pair of underwear, Eiji. They can be replaced.

[Moving away again.]

[nooodesires]

The struggle is real. It's really too real.

[asshooole]

Oh first world problems, you weirdo. Here, why don't we go buy you as many obnoxious underwear as we can find. Right now. Sate your inner, devastated child.