[ pre-intro ]

[nooodesires]

[ in camp, a hobo enters through the barrier, not even noticing that it's a barrier; he's got more important things to deal with. like the tree that is pretty much growing underwear ]

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[nooohandouts]

*Just walking along like the peacock he is.*

[nooohandouts]

*Wait, I recognize that colorful idiot*

[nooohandouts]

*Jesus fucking christ. STOMPING TOWARDS YOU*

[nooodesires]

[ he's just staring up at the tree ]

Is this a gag or is it real?

[ he's mulling that over and doesn't notice anything else ]

[nooohandouts]

*Yanks your shirt, turns you around, and grabs your jaw* Why are you here again?!

[nooodesires]

[ skdhaskldh. he stares at you, shocked, his eyes wide open as it hits him that you're here and are actually touching him ]

Ankh?!

[nooohandouts]

If you're going to leave then stay out! Now you're stuck again, idiot!

[nooodesires]

What?! What are you talking about? Why are you here again from the future?

[nooohandouts]

Of course I'm from the future. I've been stuck here! What the hell are you talking about?

[nooodesires]

Is there something we need to do right now that you came back to help again?

[nooohandouts]

Unless you can get me out of here then no! What are you talking about?!

[nooodesires]

Ankh . . .

I haven't seen you at all since the time you left to go back to the future.

[nooohandouts]

*You can almost hear the brakes screech in his brain*

What?

[nooodesires]

[ he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the broken medal for you to see ]

[nooohandouts]

So as far as you know, the last time we met was because of Aqua and Poseidon?

[nooodesires]

[ he gives you a wary look, he can tell something's off, but he does reply ]

Yes.

[nooohandouts]

You don't remember the last three years?

[nooodesires]

From what it sounds like . . . not the way you do.

[nooohandouts]

You don't remember this place? You don't remember being stuck in a camp for years?

[nooodesires]

No, I don't.

[nooohandouts]

Nothing about you and me? Nothing about Hina or Shingo?

[nooodesires]

. . . no.

[nooohandouts]

*Did it just get really hot for you?*

[nooodesires]

[ he has acknowledged that was the wrong answer ]

A-ankh, don't do anything you'll regrret!

[nooohandouts]

*TOO LATE. THINK FAST*