[ pre-intro ]

[nooodesires]

[ in camp, a hobo enters through the barrier, not even noticing that it's a barrier; he's got more important things to deal with. like the tree that is pretty much growing underwear ]

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[nooodesires]

[ he has acknowledged that was the wrong answer ]

A-ankh, don't do anything you'll regrret!

[nooohandouts]

*TOO LATE. THINK FAST*

[nooodesires]

[ BECAUSE I HAVE KNOWN YOU AND KNOW YOU, I KNOW HOW TO ENGAGE IN THE USUAL STOP, DROP AND ROLL WHEN IT COMES TO YOU BLOWING UP AND THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING ]

[nooohandouts]

What do you mean you don't remember?! *Shoots again and yes it's to hurt you and not a warning shot*

[nooodesires]

How am I supposed to remember something that I don't even know happened?!

[ he yells that out and barely manages to dodge that ]

[nooohandouts]

It did happen! *Shoots again!*

[nooodesires]

Not to me!

[ ducks behind a bush! ]

[nooohandouts]

Don't bullshit me! *Sets the bush on fire*

[nooodesires]

I'm telling the truth!

[ oh my god, i can't even make this bush stop, drop and roll. it's a lost cause. i can't endanger anymore wildlife. i must find better shields ]

[nooohandouts]

It did happen! *Isn't going to stop firing for awhile*

[nooodesires]

Well I don't remember it!

[ hello large giant rock, let's be friends ]

[nooohandouts]

*Snarls and shoots more as he approaches*

[nooodesires]

Why can't you talk to me like a normal person?!

[ he's peeking out from behind the boulder ]

[nooohandouts]

*That sure was a shot to your head*

[nooodesires]

[ ducks back behind it ]

Ankh, stop it!

[nooohandouts]

*Flies to the top of the boulder and grabs you by the jaw again. Good thing for Greeed strength huh?*

[nooodesires]

[ oh snap ]

[ he tries to mumble something but you've got a tight grip on his jaw ]

[nooohandouts]

*Holds you with one hand while the other places itself on your chest. Enjoy that burn*

[nooodesires]

[ YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, HE'S YELLING OUT AND TRYING TO KICK YOU ]

[nooohandouts]

*Drops you*

[nooodesires]

[ fuck, that hurts a lot. he lands on his ass and yells up at you ]

What was that even for?!

[nooohandouts]

*Going for your spare underwear now*

[nooodesires]

No, Ankh, no! Not the underwear! The underwear didn't do anything to you!

[nooohandouts]

*FWOOSH. Say bye bye, tomorrows~*

[nooodesires]

How could you?!

[ he's surveying the damage with such a heartbroken look- more heartbroken than knowing he apparently forgot stuff in regards to you ]